July 2006 Archives

You were exiting the Party City parking lot from the wrong fucking angle/side!!!! Which is why when I enter the parking lot from the right, off of Josey Lane, you came within inches of running into my passenger side door!

This morning my vechicle happened to contain a very special passenger - my 17 year old daughter - BITCH!!!! Your wrecklessness was not neccessary and could have caused serious injury to my child - BITCH!!!!

I was dropping her off at work this morning, we had previoulsy been engaged in pleasant conversation, and she had just ran in a convenience store to get herself a energy drink and me a fruit punch and a case of Cokes. How dare you frighten us both, and damper our spirits - you BITCH!!!!

How dare you force her to see the fear of me losing her in my eyes! When she exited the car, she touched my face and said "I love you mamma" I returned the "I love you" I'm certain we both felt it deeper than we have in some time because of what almost happened due to your stupidity - you BITCH!!!

Let me tell you something BITCH! If you had hit my car and my daughter was injured in the slightest, your apologies in any shape or form would not have been accepted! You would pay with your ass, because I would have beat the life out of you! Sure, it would have been deemed and "accident" but in my opinion.... not so much! You would have ruined my life you BITCH! If I lost my daughter, because of you, jail would be something I would just have to deal with because you too would have died today.

In a weird way, I guess I can thank your crazy ass because you did remind us both how short life can be, how you can be here one minute and gone the next and that we need to continue to say and show the people we care about how much we love them. However, white woman in the silver beetle in Carrollton, TX I didn't need a lesson from your ugly, no driving ass this morning!

Don't let me catch you in the streets again BITCH!

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I posted Mid week ramblins on Vox

Ok, I had a lot of fun with this post last time, so I thought I would do another for the lady's over 35. So, here goes - In no specific order.... I would love to spend one day, and one night **clearing throat** with one of these sistas.

1) Halle Berry

2) Nia Long

This is a stick of dynamite! Just how I like em short, brown and fine!

3) Stacy Dash

Now Stacy wouldn't normally have made my list, however with her recent Play.boy spread she had to be added I think all the pictures were done in good taste. I read somewhere that Stacy said she did the photos for Playb.oy in hopes to improve her career. I don't know about all that, but I do know I'd hire her in a heartbeat!!

4) Janet Jackson

Now if we could just lose that "troll" of a boyfriend that follows her everywhere she goes!

5) Oprah Winfrey

Last, but by far not the least! I love this women!!!! Brains, maturity and over 50. That's sexy. I might have to beat Gayle's ass to get to her tho. I would marry this women!

Ok, I'm a regular reader of Infinite Ink, if you haven't been there check her out! She sometimes post men she would like to "bone" she refers to them as "bonable brothas".

I really enjoy reading these post because she always has interesting picks. HOWEVER, being a gay female, I need to represent for the lesbian ladies. I decided to post the top 5 ladies I consider "bonable" although, "bone" isn't really not applicable and doesn't really quite work for us....different post, another time!

Here are some ladies that make my mouf water......

1) Gabrielle Union

Look at her smile gawra!

2)Keisha Night - Pulliam

Oooh, it's sooo hard for me to think of her as other than little "Rudy" from The Cosby Show. But goddamn she is fine!!! Such the PYT! I get beside myself whenever I see her.

3)Kelly Rowland

She is very cute, with a classic look. I was tired of her being undershadowed by Beyonce.

4)Sanaa Latham

Lawd she is so fine, just a natural beauty. That body too! Did you see Something New? Nuff said.

5)Serena Williams

Toot, toot, pull ova that azz is too phat!!! Yea, she gets haggled and critized a lot in the media for her appearance and whatnot, but the girl is hella fine! I'm just saying....

Being the gadget girl that I am, I couldn't pass on the new improved Nintendo DS Lite ! It has an Apple "look and feel" which I like.

I'm not a big gamer, so the new brain games that are out appeal to me. I tossed between Brain Age and Big Brain Academy cause lord knows my brain needs to be trained

I went with Big Brain Academy because the other had math games - me don't do math.