November 2004 Archives

Remember our beautiful Xmas tree I was talking about the other day????

Can you believe that bitch fell down!!! Never in all my years of putting up trees have I had a tree FALL DOWN.

Here's the story...
I was preparing for work, in the bathroom, just got out of the shower with the bathroom door closed. I heard a kinda loud noise. Thought *what the hell was that??* Perhaps it was my mobile phone again...vibrating itself off the chest onto the floor. I opened the door and looked out, mobile still on the chest, I thought *hmmmm, of well - dogs didn't bark must not be too much* closed the bathroom door.

I came out of the bathroom to finish dressing, in a half dressed state, I decided I needed to go in the kitchen. I turned the corner from the bedroom....... there it was, an 8 Foot tree laying across the mutha fu*kin floor, stretched from the damn formal living room to the the damn den! glass from shattered ornaments and pine needles all over the damn floor! I thought, *now ain't this some shit!, talk about putting a damper on the Xmas "chi" *

Since, I was running late, I comtemplated leaving the bitch in the floor along with all the damn broked glass - thinking * I just don't have time for this BS this morning* Then I thought, well the dog might cut his little paws, so I swept up the glass. Then I struggled to pull this big ass tree upright. After getting pin needles all between by tits ( I was still semi clad)I leaned it against the wall.

It looked totally pathetic! broken ornaments, rearranged lights and all. I called "C" on my way to work and said "guess what?, the damn tree fell down!!!! It waited until you and T were gone, it probably thought I was gone too and laid it's ass down in the middle of the damn house"

"C" spent the majority of the afternoon working on standing the tree up, I said let's return the bitch - she wasn't havin that, cause she likes that one, I'm too through with it.

It's been upright for 24 hours now - we'll see, only time will tell.

Bah Humbug!

Yea well I've been extremely busy!!!! Work commitments have demanded my immediate attention and unfortunately "bloggin" has had to take a back seat :( So, let me think about what's been going on......

***First off, I was able to escape from the job in Timbuktu!!!! I prayed for a new opportunity closer to home, the company was "cool" enough but the drive was just to freakin long! I just wasn't making enough money to do all the shit they wanted me to do, coupled with being unhappy with the distance - I felt like they needed to pay me just to show up and be humbled by my presence everyday. So, after much consideration I decided to not return. The night before I had decided to go "ghost" on they asses I got an email from someone at a company I had interviewed with extensively before accepting the Timbuktu position. The woman offered me the position basically in a email and wanted me to start the next damn day, can you believe that?????? I was all over it too, closer to home and damn near double the salary!

Be careful what you ask for This woman told me I would be doing one thing, but she got me doing about 13949399448837373 jobs! coupled with some totally unrealistic expectations. Anyhoo, I'll be there until I ain't there no mo :)

***Thanksgiving was great! Spent the majority of the day with "C" I cooked an Italian dressing that went over well, we had a honey baked ham, C threw down on a green bean casserole, we had sweet potatoes, salad to name a few things, that afternoon me and "little hop" (teenage daughter) headed out to my mother's place and chilled with her and my brother. There were no arguments or negative backlash the following day, which classifies it as a "good" visit.

***I tried to take advantage of the Thanksgiving Day sales, since I'm in the market for a new notebook I checked out the sale papers plotting where I might go on Friday. Best Buy had a notebook for $500.00 with no rebates and the Will & Grace Second season DVD set for $12.99. I got there at 8:00AM - neither were available. Guess I shouldn't have stayed up to 3:00AM, perhaps I could have gotten up a 6:00 AM and been there when the doors flew open. By gones............

***We got the biggest XMAS tree in the world in our house! I kid you not. It's very nice, simply decorated and classy. As well as it should be, we could have purchased a small impoverished country with the money we spent on it. Merry Christmas!

***C and I have found a new cool, swanky coffee house called Buli's. They have free wireless access so we like taking our laptops down there to chill. I want to steal the fur pillows and wall coverings but she won't help me. They have great drinks, gelato, expensive ass candy, soups, and sandwiches they serve in retro cartoon character lunch box tins (I tried to steal one, she wouldn't help) - my kinda joint!

***I'm in the market for a new car, it will probably be another Jaguar since no one can see me in anything else - what da hell. Other options are the Chrysler 300, Mazda RX8 or Nissan 350Z but again, no can see me in anything other than Jaguar, so we'll see.

Well, nuff said!
Peace

SEE IF YOU CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REAL AND HOAX. SOME WILL SURPRISE YOU.

Here is a web site that shows you a picture that has circulated on the web and you click on whether it is real or a hoax. At the end it gives you a score telling you how well you did.

http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/4462/real_or_hoax1.swf

My score was 7

Vision Test

http://i.madblast.com/funflash/swf/ColorBlind2.swf

Four more years of the same rhetoric!

American people, what have you done? The power of evil amazes me!
Looks like my vote didn't matter...