Warning

By Hopluv on October 20, 2004 12:02 PM | 5 Comments

WARNING - LOCK YOUR DOORS!!

Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home! A New Jersey man was found dead in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk, sugar, and cornflakes. A banana was sticking out of his ass. Police suspect a cereal killer.

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Carla | October 20, 2004 1:42 PM | Reply

LMAO. You know I started reading and thought this was something serious! This is good stuff!

Claudia | October 20, 2004 6:36 PM | Reply

Now that was just sick!
I thought it was real.

Frank | October 21, 2004 7:33 AM | Reply

Aaaah, you got me!

soul | October 21, 2004 8:50 AM | Reply

You are not right Hopluv!!!
you ain't right.
May the God of Comedy central revoking your humour rights! lol :D.

girlwonder | October 22, 2004 1:20 AM | Reply

*sucks teeth. it's 2:19 and i read the first two lines about to go and put my house on lockdown. i hatechu.

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