September 2004 Archives

This individual seeks an executive position. He will be available next
January, and is willing to relocate.

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20520

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

Law Enforcement:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.

Military:
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

College:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:

- I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
- I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
- I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.
- With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.

I was obsessed with Boy George in the 80's! Truth be told, I'm thirty-something and I STILL love Boy George. To me he is ultra cool, stylish, sexy and the boy can blow! Excellent vocals.
Now he DJs in clubs and makes mixes and stuff. He recently was ON/OFF Broadway in Taboo! which is loosely based on his life, I wanted to go extremely bad, but couldn't make it to NYC. He is also part of the Viva Glam campaign for M.A.C. Cosmetics Boy George M.A.C.
He may be older, and a little chubby, but he still looks good!!!!
Keep it movin Boy George!
What are your favorite Boy George/Culture Club songs?
I loved almost all of them, but some of my favs are:

I'll Tumble For Ya!
It's A Miracle
Miss Me Blind
The War Song
Karma Chameleon

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